The cold, flu, and COVID-19 season brings the now-familiar ritual of swabbing, waiting, and looking at the results. But what if, instead of taking 15 minutes or more, a test could instantly establish whether you had COVID-19 using a luminous chemical? In ACS Central Science, researchers report a potential COVID-19 test based on bioluminescence. They devised a quick method for detecting SARS-CoV-2 protein using a chemical found in crustaceans that is similar to one utilized in vaccine research. Many creatures, including fireflies and lanternfish, have chemical instruments for producing light. Typically, this process involves the substrate luciferin as well as